100 Sacraments
turning an hour glass over and over again as a mechanism for trading the floor in a debate in the Senate.
Crafting a chemical spell with caffeine, sugar, milk, heat, rituals of crafting cleaning preparing entering orders, moving materials and storing them…
Feeding God by feeding the poor by Eating God. Temples, God-building, organized around food distribution, sacralization of economies of scale.
crown a cat emperor. the cat’s presence is necessary for a quorum of ministers. the cat has veto power and eminent domain.
levitation over a great magnetic altar while silver hoops are passed around one’s body
build a ship on which a politician or aristocrat lies in state, bury the ship at the site of the founding of a new legislature.
draw chalk circles, pentacles, chains of runes and sigils and names of gods across the ground of a picket line, warding against scabs and cops, bringing about industrial accidents and inciting stocks to plummet
invoking the ghosts of one’s past and future lives, the angels, the avatars, the godheads, the spirits, the daemons and the devils, the faye, the kami, the gods, by spending a night in a holy garden walking spiral forking paths on the basis of random number generation (dice, coins, I Ching, tarot) with correspondence to bridges, gates, Lanterns, stone shrines, bells. in combination with meditative techniques, ritualy fetishistically charged life stage markings, and psychoactive drugs, a new person(a), a new psychic framework, is invoked.
anoint a bodhi tree with oil and incense, perfume and flowers and precious stones, and crown it representative of the Buddha.
drop billionaires out of the sky with parachutes made of gold.
submerging a pilgrim or novice in sacred goats milk upon entering the outer ring or gatehouse of a temple
(singular or periodic) declaration of war on abstractions, eg. the War on Poverty, the War on Terrorism, War on Boredom
a drug and brain surgery combination which neutralizes language functions until the patient is able to rewire their brain to reconnect the section, or use other sections, to get at language in a new direction. Sine qua non of Anti-Linguistic Research.
Anti-Christs, Anti-Anti-Christs, along with Anti-Apostles, Anti-Miracles, etc. on mission from Hell, or the Accuser, or the Dialectical Nature of the Godhead. One is anointed and then Fire is used to burn off the oil in an impressive but in principle harmless ritual. AntiBishops, AntiPriests, etc., as well as Negative Sacraments and Synthetic Ecclesiastical Councils.
election of an Imperial Warchief, who at the end of his term of office is sacrificed (immolated) on the steps of the Temple of Archangel Uriel-Mars, headquarters of the Department of War. extremely prestigious for the male relations of the warchief, who is not allowed to come from the same family consecutively.
Crowning of the Richest Person with a molten gold crown
Lottery of the Ten Millions — an assembly which passes a resolution consenting on behalf of humanity to 5th dimensional aliengelic beings to perform various philosophical thought experiments,
The Pope has a yearly meeting with the Ambassador from Hell, usually the late afternoon of Good Friday, or maybe palm Sunday.
Satanic Easter—celebrating the harrowing of Hell. following an eclipse a holy plasma is ignited which melts the chains of damnation
a double angel agent upon being captured must recite the names of every spirit he’s reported to, delegated to, worked with, every miracle, …, and this history is drawn out of him and assigned to other angels to perform (eventually) as he himself will be utterly removed and thrown out of the timeline and with him the impact he had on those so named, his own name he is forbidden to speak, it is struck from the Ontolog and he is deposited in the chaotic nonbeing in which our universe floats, a fragile generation ship of Seventy Quintillion Souls