Surrealist Government

the supreme Court justices sit sphynx like never applauding through the state of the union

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with the power of the consuls changes came changes to judiciary.

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current judicial line up:

Ted Cruz, placed on the court to argue for forced birth

The Anonymous, who is obliged to choose a new successor every 10 days.

A Black and White Sphynx who only thinks in shades of gray

A Weeping Angel

The Fastest Draw in the IRS

Rumormonger

Censor of dreams

Minister of the Palace of Dreams

the Average Guy, chosen once a week by the Arcane Auditors. if he fills out his response card that day, his vote is counted. not to be informed that he was the Average Guy until 14 Days after his Averagility is Up. if Averageness is Compromised it must be imidately passed to a designated Spare.

an Android avatar son of a super computer Messiah who only thinks 10,000 years ahead. if he sometime aids this agenda or that, it is no guarantee he will do so again.

the stock market seat, which represents where the confidence of the stock market is. Milton Friedman is this seat’s current Oracle in Chief.

a really accurate set of Thoth Tarot Cards (also has the power to order covert assassinations)

a Canadian Boyfriend taking a walk in the snow

the winner of a brand new car

A secret vote, not to be opened until the time of the next sentencing

the judges celebrating their birthday that day (average)

The Wandering Voter

A philosophy professor trapped in a maze

a djinni trapped in a bottle who will answer three questions and then eat a plaintiff

an alien on loan from Area 51